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Etiquette Rule #13: Practice Nail Hygiene

personally, i like to clip on mass transit systems as an act of philanthropy. i consider the act as similar to tipping, but more personal. i have been doing this for years and am now quite disturbed to think that perhaps my display of generosity has been miscontrued. i advise that those offended consider the various uses of nail leftovers. One could create an entirely organic collage, feed a colony of cockroaches, or, more practically, bury them and collect the resulting fossil fuels